My Mephetic Life

from Hannah Hart (Harto)-

"To maximize guilt free eating, work out as soon as you wake up! Then you can also brag to everyone you see today that it happened.
" #TurkeyTrain

"Bring supes normal. First stop on the #TurkeyTrain!!"

"Instant nostalgia!! Remember @hiimrawn’s brunch party!?" #TurkeyTrain

"Caboose has arrived at #TurkeyTrain. Bomb din dins" by @Jenna_Marbles @maxnosleeves

from Bazza

Dear Harto-

 ”So nice to see you’re off and running with a great start right at the get-go (really, just where is the get-go located?) Enjoy T-Day (Turkey or Tofurkey, whatever ethical/political statement you want to make) May your holiday be free of hangover, cotton mouth, ringing in the ears,sensitivity to light and loss of bowel and bladder control.

Cheers-
Bazza

Dearest Harto, What’s with the foot? Hart and Sole!Cheers,Bazza

Dearest Harto,
 What’s with the foot? Hart and Sole!

Cheers,
Bazza

Decisions decisions… #SimplyTheVest (Taken with Instagram) -Hannah (Harto),Dearest Hannah, As long as you don’t have a vested interest I’d say the one on the left looks like a good investment. BTW, I think I found the last vestige of your black vest. It’s hanging in the vestibule. 

Bonne nuit ma source de l’infection,Barry (Bazza)

Decisions decisions… #SimplyTheVest (Taken with Instagram) -Hannah (Harto),

Dearest Hannah,
 As long as you don’t have a vested interest I’d say the one on the left looks like a good investment. BTW, I think I found the last vestige of your black vest. It’s hanging in the vestibule.

Bonne nuit ma source de l’infection,
Barry (Bazza)
Hannah (Harto),Ah, a chart!!! Let’s see if I’ve got this right. Basically, a promise of food in the form of a dinner is directly proportional to the opportunity to engage in a sexual act (unspecified) with you?  As always, the devil is in the details. If one were to take you to dinner at say, the Sizzler salad bar, or The Olive Garden would the odds increase if dinner was at “The Cheesecake Factory?” Now, let’s throw caution to the wind and it’s dinner at Noma (Strandgade 93, 1401 Copenhagen, Denmark +45 3296 3297, only the best restaurant on Earth, hands down!) would that tip the “having sex” marker into the "fuck you until you can’t walk" region? There is a lot to think about. No matter what, always order desert.Best regards,Barry (Bazza)

Hannah (Harto),
Ah, a chart!!! Let’s see if I’ve got this right. Basically, a promise of food in the form of a dinner is directly proportional to the opportunity to engage in a sexual act (unspecified) with you?  As always, the devil is in the details. If one were to take you to dinner at say, the Sizzler salad bar, or The Olive Garden would the odds increase if dinner was at “The Cheesecake Factory?” Now, let’s throw caution to the wind and it’s dinner at Noma (Strandgade 93, 1401 Copenhagen, Denmark +45 3296 3297, only the best restaurant on Earth, hands down!) would that tip the “having sex” marker into the "fuck you until you can’t walk" region? There is a lot to think about. No matter what, always order desert.

Best regards,
Barry (Bazza)

Harto,
In deed, sex is tricky. Don’t take it too seriously. If God had wanted us to take sex seriously (s)he wouldn’t have made it look so silly. Remember, Life is just a series of disappointments followed by regret, interspersed with humiliation.

A tout a l’heure ma petite tête de citrouille

Barry (Bazza)

TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE (by yourharto)

"I’ve been eating cereal wrong my whole life."-Hannah Hart (Harto)"Yet another thing to add to your "List of Regrets."-Barry (Bazza)

"I’ve been eating cereal wrong my whole life."
-Hannah Hart (Harto)

"Yet another thing to add to your "List of Regrets."
-Barry (Bazza)


Today’s episode is… (Taken with Instagram)
-Hannah Harto (Harto)John Waters love child…-Barry (Bazza)

Today’s episode is… (Taken with Instagram)

-Hannah Harto (Harto)


John Waters love child…
-Barry (Bazza)

mydrunkkitchen:

Here is a peek at today’s To-Done List: How’s your list going, lovers? :D (Taken with Instagram)

Dearest Hannah (Harto), You may want to consider brushing and flossing your teeth and a visit to the toilet  (if you know what I mean…)Respectfully, Barry (Bazza)

mydrunkkitchen:

Here is a peek at today’s To-Done List: How’s your list going, lovers? :D (Taken with Instagram)

Dearest Hannah (Harto),
 You may want to consider brushing and flossing your teeth and a visit to the toilet  (if you know what I mean…)

Respectfully,
Barry (Bazza)

Blue pants and a polka dot shirt? BOY, WOULD I!! #golly #geewillikers (Taken with Instagram)-Hannah (HARTO)"You look kinda Blueish"-Barry (Bazza)

Blue pants and a polka dot shirt? BOY, WOULD I!! #golly #geewillikers (Taken with Instagram)
-Hannah (HARTO)

"You look kinda Blueish"
-Barry (Bazza)