My Mephetic Life

mydrunkkitchen:

Here is a peek at today’s To-Done List: How’s your list going, lovers? :D (Taken with Instagram)

Dearest Hannah (Harto), You may want to consider brushing and flossing your teeth and a visit to the toilet  (if you know what I mean…)Respectfully, Barry (Bazza)

mydrunkkitchen:

Here is a peek at today’s To-Done List: How’s your list going, lovers? :D (Taken with Instagram)

Dearest Hannah (Harto),
 You may want to consider brushing and flossing your teeth and a visit to the toilet  (if you know what I mean…)

Respectfully,
Barry (Bazza)

Blue pants and a polka dot shirt? BOY, WOULD I!! #golly #geewillikers (Taken with Instagram)-Hannah (HARTO)"You look kinda Blueish"-Barry (Bazza)

Blue pants and a polka dot shirt? BOY, WOULD I!! #golly #geewillikers (Taken with Instagram)
-Hannah (HARTO)

"You look kinda Blueish"
-Barry (Bazza)

HANNAH HART aint drunk, but she’s been SKITTERED! - You’ve Been Skittered About Your tweet, made funny…

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Hannah (Harto),
You now been “Skittered” AND “Skittled*” Is there anything you can’t do?…except that…

Cheers,
Barry (Bazza)

(ref. youtube “Behind the Noms”)

Definition: Gentleman’s Relish 
youtube:Hannah Hart Vs SORTEDFood - FridgeCam (Invade London) 
Alt Link: http://youtu.be/-WPFqSn_VUs

Hey, foodie followers! Do you know what’s in “Gentleman’s Relish”? … Me neither. via

I’m disappointed in you young Lady! Accoring to the Urban Dictionary it’s defined as


Hannah Hart Vs SORTEDFood - FridgeCam (Invade London) (by sortedfood)

MyHarto Unpackaged! Creators Invade London!

Hannah (Harto) said that she is “writing a book proposal for a …..book.”

Brilliant, she is simply brilliant.

On Being “Bladdered in Britain”

Comment:
What does it say about the British, in that they have more slang terms for “being drunk” than any other nationality. Taking that fact into consideration, what assumptions can we make and conclusions that can be drawn regarding the relationship between the British and “John Barleycorn?”

British Slang for: Drunk

aled
up (mainly North UK)
ankled (mainly Bristol)
arse over tit
arseholed
annihilated

B

ball hair
battered
beating the goat (act of drinking)
beered up
bevvyed / bevvied / bev’d
bladdered
blasted
blazing
blind
blitzed **
blocked
blotto
blootered
blown **
bollocksed
bombed
bozo’d
Brahms and Liszt (cockney rhyming slang)
buckled
bulletproof (Ireland)
buggered
buzzed *
Bac’s high (Long Island)

C

caked
caned **
chopped
clattered
cock-eyed
cocked
cooked
crunked-(Means Crazy Drunk; Often used in reference to getting high and then drunk.
crushed
cucumbered
cunted
cut

D,E

destroyed
discombobulated
drunk as a lord
drunk as a rat
drunk as a skunk
drunk as emma ratcliffe

F

faced
faded
fanny-bawed (Glasgow)
fannied
farshnoshket (Yiddish)
feck-arsed
fecked
flaming
fou’ (as in “full”)
four sheets to the wind
fried
frying
fucked/fucked up (not exclusively for drunkenness, of course) **
fuck-faced

G

gashed (Scotland)
gassed
gobbered
gone (e.g. “he’s so far gone!”)
gooned
gunned
guppered
guttered

H

had
hairy uncle dan
hair of the dog
half-cut
ham-boned
hammered
happy * **
high **
honkeyed
hoofed
hootered
hosed (largely Canadian usage)
hurt

I,J,K

inebriated
jacked **
kayleyed (Northern UK)
korkified
Ker-plunked

L

lacquered
lagered up
lairy
lathered
langers (Cork, Ireland)
lashed
leathered
legless
liquored up
lit
loaded (as slang, generally not used in U.K. where it more normally means “wealthy”) **
locked
lorem ipsum
lubricated
loused

M

maggoted
mashed
matt baker, (to be like)
merry *
monstered
mortal
munted
motherless

N

newted (from “pissed as a newt”)
nuggets
nodding

O

off his/her/my ass
off his/her/my arse
off his/her/my face
off his/her/my tits
off the path
on a bender
on the piss
on the sauce
one over the eight
one too many (to have had)
out of his/her head **
out of his/her tree
out of it **
out of my skull

P,Q

para
paralytic
perved
Pickled
pie-eyed
pished
piss drunk
pissed
pissed as a fart
pissed as a parrot
pissed out of his/her/my mind
parcel forced
plastered
plowed
popped
pounded

R

railed
rat-arsed / ratted
razzed
ringpieced
ripped
ripped to the giddy tits
road soda (beer to-go)
rogered
ruined

S

sauce monster
scunnered
screwed on booze
shikker (Yiddish)
shit-canned
shit-faced
shit-housed
shite-holed
shnockered
shwasted
skulled
skunked (from “drunk as a skunk”, note: different etymology of “cannabis-intoxicated” meaning, from “skunk”, a type of marijuana) **
slaughtered
slammed
slammered (hybrid of slammed and hammered)
sloppy
sloshed
smacked
smashed
snockered
socially confused
soused
sozzled
spice-racked
spiced
spraked
squiffed / squiffy
steaming
steamboats
stewed
stinko (as in the phrase “Lets get stinko”)
stocious
strungout
swallied (Glasgow slang)
Schlitzed
sea captained

T

tanked
tanked up
three sheets to/in the wind
tight
tiddly *
tipsy *
tired and emotional (used to describe politicians who make fools of themselves when drunk, see Private Eye)
toasted
trashed **
tripping
trollied
turped
twatted
tweaking
twoasted

U

under the influence
under the table

V,W

walloped
wankered
wasted **
wazzocked
well-oiled
whacked
whammed
wiped out **
wrecked
whaled

X,Y,Z

Yoopered (Lower Peninsula of Michigan slang)
zonked **
zooted
zood

* Refers to slight drunkenness. ** Refers to the possible influence of other recreational drugs (as well as alcohol), most frequently marijuana.

My Mephetic Life
08.11.2012
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PUNZ: For the Gold!
-Hannah Harto (Harto)




Put that Vacuum Cleaner away and let the “Rugby”

Q: What do you call a Corsage when it’s pinned onto a dress? 
A: "Dressage"

We need to find out what the Hobo vote is. We’ll need to do some “Trampoline”

My Drunk Kitchen: Shepard’s Curry

Howdy Hannah (Harto),

I just finished watching the new episode of MDK and, as always, enjoyed it thoroughly. However there is one part that l don’t quite understand. At approximately 3min. 18sec. you state, “at this point…you’re “freeballing.” Now, as I understand it “freeballing” is the act of going without undershorts, in reference to a male, so called because his testicles (aka: Balls) hang free and unencumbered. So, were you suggesting that I  remove my undershorts in order to make the Shepard’s Curry? If so, that could cause a problem. Please clarify.

Cheers,
Barry (Bazza)